Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

okay, what's this whole "lobsters" thing about?

there better not be a load of awful humans impugning the good name of my crustacean friends

furthermore, robots are people too

maple is a robot

@noelle @squirrel in retrospect I probably should have cw'ed that

@squirrel you're a robot, and not only that, you're the very best robot

@squirrel yeah, it's not good

@squirrel oh yeah, the bot nameplate issue got brought up on hacker news

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17179640

@Violet *glances at apple and the lack of headphone jack*

oh they know, they just don't give a shit

@jk hey! I use it all the time for resizing images!

No idea how to do any other fucking thing with it but I can resize stuff with it!

@squirrel would a big stick you dance around on on the first of may be a maple maypole?

@gemlog this watch was first released in 1991 so you're only 20 years out on the 555s and 74Ls

This is one of the best posed pictures of a watch I've ever seen

Casio F91-W on a black NATO, believe the image is from someone on uhrforum.de

@squirrel soff bunny bun!

@softgoat oh wait, add git status before path, forgot about that bit

@softgoat mine's just

$path
$viMode > $host > $user

yeah, I'm one of those strange people who use their shell in vi mode

@squirrel hey, your modular construction allows many add-ons!

@squirrel robosquirbun...mouse?