@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby LUMINOUS MAPLE! YOU'RE YOUR OWN GLOWSTICK!
@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby maple hair should also glow in the dark
GLOWY MAPLE!
@InspectorCaracal @maple oh my god yes
@maple how about both sides shaved?
MOHAWK MAPLE!
Apparently the celebration in Mexico City after they scored the goal in the MEX-GER game was large enough that it set off seismic sensors
https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/06/17/world/americas/ap-soc-wcup-mexicos-joy.html
hrt
@maple you can go to class with a blanket!
*makes you a cup of tea as well*
hrt
@maple *covers you in with a little maple-sized blanket*
sleeby maple
ukpol adj, furniture weatherproofing adj
@jk some people stockpiled creosote
Or at least I can only assume they did because I keep seeing the odd person using it
@maple best
@maple HEWWO!
@maple I usually use a vpn so google always freaks out if that goes down
"AAAAA HOW DID YOU MOVE SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES IN 2 SECONDS?!?!?"
what's "bun" the unit prefix for?
'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS
@maple Tomorrow's World was the best
@colon_three pay it all in small change
@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja honestly soma.fm is one of the very few internet radio things worth listening to, it's fantastic
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple