Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

There are cats and big cats, with big cats just being much larger versions of cat

There are rabbits... What if big rabbits?

When buns feel happy and safe they hop and twist around

This is called a binky

And it's damned adorable

Ooh, shiny

https://shop.tex-design.com.tw/product/kodachi

The TEX Kodachi

Cherry MX switches, spherical profile keycaps, and a motherfucking trackpoint

Expensive as hell though

@minego yep, it's real

I mean, on the upside she didn't wear it while visiting the children, just on the way there, but still

When boarding a plane to visit detained children separated from their parents Melania Trump wore a jacket emblazoned with the words "I really don't care, do u?"

@noelle often "doing something" also involves being located within and being a citizen of the country concerned

@InspectorCaracal @noelle oh yeah, toasties are definitely in the sandwich category

@noelle @InspectorCaracal nope. don't accept that at all.

I'm Structure Purist, Ingredient Neutral

Shadowrun Returns Deluxe Edition is free on humble bundle right now

It's a steam key rather than DRM-free, but hey, it's free

@maple best robot *pets*

@saxnot speaking of beer, I've drank in pubs older than the USA

I've always found it ridiculous when white United Statesians go on and on about immigrants

Y'all have been there like, 5 minutes, you're immigrants yourselves

@maple love you maple

IT'S BEAN

@maple

@maple the best of shitposts in adorable squobit form!

@Agiri@masto.ninja I'd go for proud