Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@saxnot I think this might be aimed more squarely at $10+ for a burger type places that silicon valley types frequent

!!! BURG ROBOT !!!

I need one

http://creator.rest/

@Agiri@masto.ninja 🐙 blub blub blub 🐙

@Agiri@masto.ninja blub

@maple *gives maple a big bowl of 556s*

They're TWICE as tasty as 555s!

subtooting... most of masto I think

Alchemists believed you could turn lead into gold

Turns out you can indeed do that

Sadly you need a particle accelerator, a metric fuck-tonne of energy, and the yield is far too low to make it even slightly worth the effort

@Nine

you should always feed your local friendly maple

"I should probably have a bit of a clear out of all the clutter that's accumulated over the past god knows how many years"

4 ikea bags later...

He's not dead, he's fine, but if will.i.am's obituary when he does die doesn't include "will.he.was" they'd've missed a massive opportunity

@Jo "Hacker's Keyboard" makes it tolerable but a hardware keyboard is the way to go if you find yourself using it for extended periods

@maple 🅱️

tired: country and western
wired: scrumpy and western

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbtAxQdZcU

(the person writing the lyrics down for the video got most of it wrong)

@a_breakin_glass get ee t' the west country me babber, says it loads ere

huh, counter.social still exists, that's a surprise

gert big snuffly snoot!

anteaters are cool

oh wait, those do indeed exist