Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@colon_three heh, hadn't seen that tweet, I like it
@colon_three ..."our coffee will come"?
cognitohazard do not open
kemi ng
Time:
@gdkar counterpoint: time's pretty good actually
far better than any of the 3 spacial dimensions
@maple it does now, but it's going to too
@maple it's gonna sound awesome
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haha i am gay send toot
When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"
IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY
what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?
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Need assistance with project quite technical pls lmk if you can help details below
@olivera *4
there are also those who see the glass as twice as big as it needs to be
@BatElite good point
feel free to send the bad ice as well then, they can fan me with large palm fronds they got from somewhere
too hot
pls send ice
(the good kind, not the US federal agency full of bastards)
Sam the Octopus
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robot girls that are just vocalizing noises at eachother for hours on it
@maple is good robot whomst beeps!
@noelle possibly on-brand for trump
Sam the Octopus
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maplebots in different outfits maid maplebot space pilot maplebot witch maplebot santa maplebot 8-bit maplebot
@noelle <insert terrible pun here>
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney Queer people everywhere, levitating and in unison somehow: "Mwhahahahahaha! Did you fools think that one paltry month could contain us?!"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
