Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

@maple WAIT! Just sit on a roomba while wiggling tail!

Dusting AND vacuuming at the same time without needing any effort!

@maple >cat dusting.sh

#!/bin/sh
while True;
tail

then you can just wander around the room like a sweepy roomba!

@maple even better!

I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

@Jo hey, best thing for it, makes you sweat more so you get rid of more body heat

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'

@LeftCoast could be bowienet

Yes, David Fucking Bowie owned an ISP

@BatElite inspired: trial by cuddles next to a nice warm fire on a cold wintery night

@hfrazey it does to me too, I love the lil (and not so lil) critters

@aeonofdiscord a lot of it is hidden under the shelter, this one's about double the size of the other three that come around

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

@Nine this is an instance run by @maple, of course we have a calculator emojo

@Nine

@Agiri@masto.ninja I have not but that sounds unpleasant

Hope it feels non-ouchy soon

@BatElite what do you mean common shorthand? We use Pitman over here