Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Little bits and pieces that have remained in my usual parlance because of using various comms systems a while ago:

"CHECK CHECK CHECK" - SHUT THE FUCK UP ON COMMS YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS

"sorry, say again?" - could you repeat that please

"tak" - a dash

@hfrazey I used to play Eve Online so I've got a pavlovian response of "CHECK CHECK CHECK USE PUSH TO TALK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" any time something like that happens

"it can take your pulse!"

yeah, or you can use any watch, put some fingers on your neck and count the beats for 15 seconds

It's not fucking hard

A watch that needs charging every 24 hours is still a fucking stupid idea no matter how shiny you make it

@Siphonay@octodon.social as a watch nerd, nooope

Ah, welcome Hiveway 2.0!

tri.cash

Let's see how long they last

*psst* hey... you want some of them... counterfeit genders?

Blanket octopus blanket review:

Needed an outdoorsy blanket, got one of them snugpak jungle blankets, blanket is warm and toasty while not being too heavy and bulky

10/10

@tom rockets strapped to my tentacles

love and support your local critters

@jsdtweets OI! That's... actually remarkably accurate

@Jo and yesterday I realised that using those silicone sealant guns was just welding but with waterproofness!

@Jo probably would be fine with a z80

@maple and we all love maple!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one

@Jo ah, drat

@Jo look on the bright side, if it overheats enough the documents still get destroyed!

@Jo build giant mechs and literally play cricket with them (as the ball) imo

@softgoat one of the bingo companies is trying to get the furry market, Foxy Bingo

Their advertising spokesperson is someone in a fox fursuit

Really