Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle alternatively, we're really fucking boring so far

We need more rap music about word processors

WORDSTAR HIP-HOP

I was very disappointed to learn that a "yacht club" was for owners of boats, and not a club for the boats to shittalk their owners together

@maple ooh, those are super cute socks!

@hfrazey of course and chipmunks as well, can't forget them

all smol mammals are good

especially hedgehogs and bunnies and squirrels

@maple it's a... oh wait, you got there first on that one

@maple bun

am I considering buying a switch as a three hundred quid animal crossing machine?

yes

yes I am

well shit, looks like I might be saving up for a switch

@Totticus orange

the colour, not the fruit

Fun fact: the can opener was invented over 4 decades after the idea of preserving food in cans

"Hey, I've come up with a revolutionary way of preserving food!"
"That sounds hella cool!"
"Yeah, you just put it in one of these cans!"
"How do you get it out again?"
"Uhh... shit"

Even if the new Gorillaz track wasn't meant as trans, it's trans now

please do not shoot the hurricane

the hurricane will catch the bullets and fling them back in your general direction

no trying to stab the hurricane either

yelling at it is fine so long as you're at a safe distance

someone me dad works with saw the hedgehog cafe and loved it

so I built another one for them

@masklayer they aren't

prior to 2011 the first 3 digits were an area code and the last 4 were issued in a pattern

if you knew someone's place of birth and age it wasn't too hard to guess their ssn

@arielmt there were a bunch of vets around so I wouldn't be surprised if they brought that stuff from there