Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@hache oh god no

hedgehogs don't have the most discerning taste in decor but even they wouldn't put up with CAD comics lying around

oh yeah, that's right, we got CAD up in this thing

octopus is covered in sawdust

building a hedgehog hotel for them to stay in after they've been to the cafe

here's what I'm going for, it'll probably look nowhere near as good when I'm finished

@Jo the Murder, She Wrote arena FPS is far better

@maple *really good octo-hugs*

@maple that's super cool!

@softgoat happy birfday!

@c0debabe @noelle *waves* don't worry, we're not too scary!

@trashyfins well obviously if you're doing homework you need somewhere to save all the files

Hedgies are hungry tonight

It's 2130 and they've already mostly demolished a full plate

@noelle

I recently got one of these

My pepper grinder is a bunny!

*throws big white sheet over head*

WoooOOOOoooOOOO ghost octopus

@Shadejackrabbit I have no idea, I just know that any time I've asked before I've been told "Nah, these are too slow over here"

So I dunno, some conspiracy from the coffee maker people?

@InspectorCaracal evidently I've previously been talking to all the wrong americans

Any time I've brought up the topic of electric kettles to a USAian before they've said "Oh, we don't use those because they take too long to boil on our power supply"

I have just learnt from someone in a different country on 120V that that excuse is bullshit and 120V kettles don't take too long at all

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ELECTRIC KETTLES NOW AMERICANS?

@alice@elekk.xyz AAAAAAA TOO SPOOKY

@maple I like but yeah, for new users it might look a bit too much like a save button

I'd go for one of the maplemojos