Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

bloop

Theory:

The EmDrive thing actually works really well and there's a bunch of interstellar aliens sat around laughing about how humanity has used microwaves for no more than making dinner for decades

octopus believes in you!

@maple it's @everyone but by text message

I think FEMA (the emergency preparedness/recovery agency they have) just went "oh shit, we'd better test this system we spent a vast amount of cash on" and only got around to it now

@maple probably not but that's never stopped anyone else running it :V

Which idiot came up with the idea of a "presidential alert" system

Surely, no matter who is president, half the population's only response to anything sent that way would be "fuck them"

Limit it to emergency broadcasts and don't make any mention of the president and people might actually read the damn thing

@maple witchy maple!

hedgie hotel progress:

we have walls!

need to finish roofs and floor (and find materials for roofs)

@maple \\\\o////

@maple if it helps I'm not sure what they're on about either

@ajroach42 Repo! The Genetic Opera

@Nine I'm sure the eldritch horrors that commissioned this have their reasons

but those reasons are beyond our mere mortal comprehension

oh my fucking god

they made an elf bowling movie

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000SK5ZE8/

@zoey@masto.zoeymae.tk alias vim='ed'

@ajroach42 Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is fantastic

@blackle : into the scromble-verse

in cinemas soon

@vantablack "alexa, play despacito"
"okay, driving to puerto rico"

@InspectorCaracal nor have I, I just thought with lots more stuff to cut up for this one I might as well check it fitted together before I get half way through and need to re-cut everything