Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple you're a good robot! yes you are! yes you are! such a good beepy robot!

I guaran-fucking-tee you that even after those mail bombs liberals will still be all "oh, but if we don't offer the nazis cushy paid speaking engagements at universities won't that make us just as bad as they are?"

@maple penk

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45969100

Someone/some group decided to send mail bombs to the Clintons, Obama, and George Soros

This is not a good development

@Jo
* The mathematician known as four chan, 2018

@maple blub

@maple

@DarkWitchClaire because earth is a really inconvenient size and shape

Shiny

And Glowy!

https://www.alange-soehne.com/en/datographlumen/

my phone doesn't deal with low light at all well but you can just about make out a big hedgie!

In at least android Pie dialing the emergency number from the IT Crowd will make the call button blink different colours and the phone vibrate

That number is 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

@natalie@masto.ninja @LaserScheme that is both kinky and adorable, I like it

@natalie@masto.ninja @LaserScheme natalie videogames does have a nice ring to it

@maple yeah, the import charges on those would be a real kick in the teeth for how inexpensive they'd be otherwise

Hope you manage to find all of them in the shops where you are sometime soon

@maple oh my god yes, that'd be awesome