Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle as a protagonist I'd be okay

as a supporting actor I'd be dead in the first 5 minutes and as an extra I'd be dead before the start of the film

@edheil He's the bloke that makes them

(it's a genericised trademark since Stanley Works made the best selling ones)

For years I've been confused and amazed by the concept of USAians having a special knife set aside just for opening boxes

The legendary "box cutter"

Turns out it's just a stanley knife

I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

@natalie@masto.ninja *gets lots of blankets and tea for the natawie*

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space genuinely it's because it's too much of a faff and they bring in a load of tourism money

Also lizzy is fine, once charlie sits on the throne things might change though

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

👻

@maple hiiii \\\\o////

@maple

@pettancow I mean that sounds like enough reason to have an evening eating ice cream to me

@pettancow surely gin and tonic and ice cream count as a way to spend your evening

@noelle they didn't even need to include the detail "on the 19th floor" for the story to (not) work! They could have just not said that bit!

@lambdagrrl also a very good option

It is now officially spoopy day!

Please enjoy this to help you bring in the day properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

@garfiald well how did you think fortified wine was invented?

@noelle on the one hand their complete lack of opsec skills makes it far easier to catch them out, on the other, I'm offended that they're so shit at this

two hedgies having a munch!

@TheGibson it was but considering how you've set up Washington DC it seems like you lot don't have a problem with taxation without representation any more