Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/dominc-raab-i-had-not-quite-understood-importance-of-dover-calais-crossing-1-5769678

Man in charge of brexit shocked to discover that England is on a fucking island

im OCTOPUS!

@softgoat well two of those are @maple so who's the pufferfish?

@Siphonay@octodon.social HEATHEN!

but yeah, bit of a learning curve on vim, especially coming from emacs

if you learn a bit of it though you can also apply that to ed if you ever have to use a teletype for some reason

@maple ROBO BUN!

@noelle @scoots see I was thinking new magnetic audio format

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host she hasn't yet but I'll certainly bring it up

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host oh yeah, we have those here as well

in fact it's fairly likely that she was using one

she just manages to pick up accident and emergency worthy injuries from seemingly safe stuff on a regular basis

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host nope, that would make sense, this was just your garden variety hot water bottle with hot water in

My sister has somehow managed to get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle

She's absolutely fine but how the hell do you get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle of all things?

Even the burns consultant hadn't seen any injuries like that from a hot water bottle before

@maplebot17@botsin.space *lots of really good pets*

@maple is this that machine learning I've been hearing so much about?

@noelle I've stopped putting much faith in any polling or projections at this point

@Jo @Taweret@octodon.social it's truly a magical place, the only shop you can walk into for a pint of milk and walk out with the milk, a patio set, and a chainsaw because there were just so cheap

@maple awww want to pet the cute lil critter!

also the cat!

@azushark surely at that point it's a maxi