Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple Damien Hirst is... well, the art world would call him an "acquired taste"

I think you have to be in those particular circles to like anything he's ever done

I'm not in that group, but it's a Swatch with Mickey Mouse on it designed by a famous artist so they're going to sell like the proverbial hot cakes

@MasterControlProgram@hackers.town 🎶 do you want to build a stingrayyyyy
come on and spy on folkssss 🎶

For any Disney fans, this is coming out soon

Two limited edition Swatch watches designed by Damien Hirst with Mickey Mouse on them

On the left is the spot edition which is limited to 1,999 pieces and on the right the spot mirror edition which is limited to 19,999 pieces

Spot mickey will be available for 24 hours starting November 18 at 2:00AM ET and mirror spot mickey is available from the 16th

More info here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/swatch-spot-mickey-and-mirror-spot-mickey-damien-hirst

@maple pretty much the only sports-related content I've ever been really super interested by

bluh, octopus is all sinus-y

@softgoat it's doing literally the opposite in fact, the rotation of the earth is slowing over time due to the moon

this is why we need to keep adding leap seconds every so often to keep civil time roughly in sync with solar time

@maple

these sheep are excessively cute, i wish to meet them one day

@maple if you want some testimonials to shove in there then "maple is goodest robot friend" ~ octopus

@Jo usually hollywood accounting isn't as blatant as this but evidently universal have stopped giving a shit

@Jo no you see Mamma Mia! (company owned by universal) is paying large amounts of money to Universal TV (company owned by universal) which means that Mamma Mia! doesn't have to pay as much money to anyone who's entitled to a cut of net profits from the film and universal (which owns both companies) can keep more!

@Gargron shit's fucked

@elchapo he's also said that he relies on the advice and expertise of his staff to make decisions which puts him well ahead of most ministers

It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod

text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]