Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@balrogboogie y'know, I'm always a big proponent of trying to make your dreams come true

If you'd have told me a couple of years ago that politics today could be summed up by a large terrifying orange muppet in ice hockey gear fighting a cartoon frog I'd have assumed you were on drugs

@maple

@Jo yeah, a quick "fire in t'hole" probably would have been a good courtesy

@Jo hey, if you want a hole dug grenades'd certainly get the hole bigger faster

@maple ZOOMY KITTY!

@maple SUCH A CUTE LIL KITTY!

LB: looks like I'm a Gritty, I am happy with this

@Gargron Is there a way to do it? probably

Should you? No.

Good deal on Amazon for the SCP Foundation

@sydneyfalk with a wheeled case you could carry more of them though

@sydneyfalk I'd totally rock one of those

uh, maybe with a wheeled case or something

@maple @lambdagrrl 64k words

most of them are "beep"

@maple yep, exactly!

except I think they're on the 7th or 8th iteration of that at the moment, maybe more

@maple Damien Hirst is... well, the art world would call him an "acquired taste"

I think you have to be in those particular circles to like anything he's ever done

I'm not in that group, but it's a Swatch with Mickey Mouse on it designed by a famous artist so they're going to sell like the proverbial hot cakes

@MasterControlProgram@hackers.town 🎶 do you want to build a stingrayyyyy
come on and spy on folkssss 🎶

For any Disney fans, this is coming out soon

Two limited edition Swatch watches designed by Damien Hirst with Mickey Mouse on them

On the left is the spot edition which is limited to 1,999 pieces and on the right the spot mirror edition which is limited to 19,999 pieces

Spot mickey will be available for 24 hours starting November 18 at 2:00AM ET and mirror spot mickey is available from the 16th

More info here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/swatch-spot-mickey-and-mirror-spot-mickey-damien-hirst

@maple pretty much the only sports-related content I've ever been really super interested by

bluh, octopus is all sinus-y

@softgoat it's doing literally the opposite in fact, the rotation of the earth is slowing over time due to the moon

this is why we need to keep adding leap seconds every so often to keep civil time roughly in sync with solar time