Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

All these flavoured gins around recently like "grapefruit and pomelo" flavoured gin

GIN IS MEANT TO TASTE LIKE GIN DAMNIT

@softgoat counterpoint: "hhh im gril" is important content

halp the bunnies are being adorable on my timeline

@noelle well that's a particularly thorny looking expression

@erinbee I'm not sure I can call that the worst thing I've ever seen but it's certainly on the top end of the list

@extinctsnakes@mastodon.social have they specified what size the paper is? if they have, have they specified the units? for example a 3x5 notecard can be 3 metres by 5 metres and still be in the rules

also if you tape the paper into a möbius strip you get twice the space to write stuff but it's still only one side

feel free to ignore all of this advice if your proctor is like, no fun at all

The Gävle Goat has been put up, place your bets now on how long until someone burns it down

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat

@penguin42 Palmerston was being a dick and overstepping his bounds

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry

Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This is his actual official title

@Jo I mean, I'm not saying you should punch your brother for not immediately providing you with a steak when you ask him for one at eleven at night but I'm not not saying that either

@Jo wait, people are still defending him for going at a producer because the hotel restaurant was closed?

@Jo how does one defend jeremy clarkson? I thought everyone knew he's a dick

I mean yeah, points for punching piers morgan but that doesn't offset the dickery

@maple and such a good robot as well!

@noelle also firefighters need to get to emergencies quickly and we all know the red ones go faster

Game idea: a deck building game, but you're actually building some decking

@maple I mean, I'd assume it'd work but it seems wrong somehow

this is an australian possum with leucism (partial loss of pigmentation)

it's a goddamn pikachu

@maple actual photo of the maple