Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopuses don't have knuckles

we do, however, have 8 arms so the format still kinda works

O C T O P U S !

@maple that's a very nice house right there

@revolverocelot or ED

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

@MiseryMyra from what I understand it's vitally important to kick the tyres a bit

more usefully, if you know anyone even slightly car inclined, bring them with you to have a once over, you could also hire a mechanic to take a look at it before you buy it

@colon_three @Taweret@octodon.social NOSO UP4U

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse hey, walt was fine with black people in his movies

the roles in question left something to be desired though...

total cost: maybe £1.10 total because I used some paracord for the handle 'cause I'm fancy like that

and I still have two other ring spanners spare

for carving things like spoons or bowls out of wood it's usually suggested that you use something called a "hook knife" to get the round sort of hollow shape

they cost about 20 quid

I didn't want to spend 20 quid, so I got a set of 3 ring spanners from poundland and spent some time with a dremel (other rotary tools are available) and made this ring knife type thingy that does the job fine

@wigglytuffitout *Edvard Munch The Scream face, but y'know, with 8 arms*

remember when you had to have separate crossover cables for stuff?

that bloody sucked

@maple but yes, multiplayer game with coding would be awesome

@maple I think that might be github

@maple @LaserScheme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

Jonathan Swift wrote it as satire of the general disdain towards the poor and the irish at the time

@LaserScheme @maple obviously thought up by a certain Mr. Swift

the label for Peat Monster whisky is fantastic

@maple attempt succeeded!

@KekunPlazas better would be to use $EDITOR so it goes into whatever the preferred editor is

occasional reminder to always wear your PPE when you're doing anything where it's advised

Loud noises? Earplugs
Stuff flying around? Goggles
Dust and aerosolised stuff? Mask

@maple oh ah, yeah!

jaws has got smell covered then, they've only got touch left