Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo I think you mean "Piers "should take a long walk off a short one" Morgan"

@noelle *when you want to get scammed while trying to buy drugs or hire hitmen

this idea is free for anyone to make into a short story/novel/webseries/film/tv show

come the apocalypse people will still want their memes

I forsee many people wandering from town to town with usb drives working as meme traders

swapping lolcats for food to survive in the brave new world

although both could be trusted to argue against proprietarymasons and masonsAsAService

in the times of old the freemasons and opensourcemasons feuded on village bulletin boards

bitcoin is, was, and always will be a bad idea

thus spake the octopus

@maple honk

@maple

maplesoft, not only a potential name for @maple 's software business but also a description of maple!

@maple

@maple hi bun!

@maple CAFFEINATED BUNNEH!

tinfoil hat time:

Greggs are actively contributing to all the furore about their new vegan sausage roll in order to get more people to go in and buy one

I know that I for one am halfway tempted to go in and get one out of spite against Piers "should take a long walk off a short one" Morgan even though I know it'll do nothing but give money to Greggs

@maple BUNNEH!

@noiob a bunch of american newspapers are taking the piss by returning that code on their websites for any visitors from the EU because they can't be arsed to comply with GDPR

underwater creatures are far better at space than land walkers because we're used to environments that feel a bit like microgravity