Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple @Anarkat also the x61t is cool as hell, why would you want to upgrade from that?

@Anarkat I'm not even sure if it's a cash grab

Could well be just him deciding to make another "film" with the remainder of the cash from the D. B. Cooper incident

(which also happens to be my favourite theory of where he came from)

@maple oh god yeah, inkscape: it works but it's a pain in the arse

@maple bestest squobit!

@jk oops

@LaserScheme country dish towel?

"You're tearing me apart sharky!"

Tommy Wiseau has announced that he's "directing" and "acting" in a new film called Big Shark

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3545072/teaser-room-director-tommy-wiseaus-next-film-shark-attack-movie-titled-big-shark/

"Oh hai shark"

Cookie Monster is evidently having a great time on his reddit AMA

@maple yeah, it's just a couple years too late for the cool stickers, think the lenovo buyout was 2005-ish

@maple the IBM-made thinkpads will always have a warm place in my heart

@maple TABBY THE CHONKPAD!

@maple CHONKPAD!

Cookie Monster is doing a reddit AMA

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on/

That's a sentence I didn't ever expect to type

LB: if I have to see this then y'all fuckers have to too

@Zelli jesus fuck

@Jo actual star wars agenda:

1. make shittonnes of money
2. see 1