Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal @revolverocelot or about if ostritch eggs are a bit on the large side for a soft boiled egg?

@garbados yeah, we are pretty good 🐙

@Nine all robofrien are good and nice

@Chel @maple of course it cute! it maple!

@maple I don't know about "not a lot", that's a very respectable bunch of stuff there

you've been quite the industrious bun!

Trump's really taking this "national emergency" thing seriously, I just heard he spent most of today in a bunker!

...huh?

...oh

apparently I misunderstood, when they said "in a bunker" they meant he was golfing again

Let's see... severe economic problems, worries about nuclear weapons, massive concerns about humanity destroying itself, wars in the middle east...

we're all absolutely sure the 80's actually ended, right?

being on computerfairi.es makes me glad I have so many arms to pet all the buns with

@maple also octopus approved!

@Taweret@octodon.social I'd expect sort of blueberry flavoured chicken

@cassolotl@queer.party pretty much nailed it for me

mostly by my use of the word "daps"

@maple huh... that's a... thing, I guess

@maple sending good cuddly thoughts your way bun, in your really nice looking little grotto

Names for police officers if you ever have to differentiate them for some reason:

Pinky
Perky
Peppa
George
Napoleon
Snowball

first two they might get what you're doing if they're British and old enough, middle two they'll likely get if they're parents, last two they probably won't, pretty sure not many cops have read any Orwell

@revolverocelot @maple very much agreed

@maple feel free to bring out "an octopus on the internet thinks you're a twat"

at the very least it'll confuse her