@InspectorCaracal @revolverocelot or about if ostritch eggs are a bit on the large side for a soft boiled egg?
@garbados yeah, we are pretty good 🐙
Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.
Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕
@Nine all robofrien are good and nice
self-recognition, posi
@maple I don't know about "not a lot", that's a very respectable bunch of stuff there
you've been quite the industrious bun!
@gemlog a lot of people find it quite calming after a long day so they put on the 0048 broadcast before bed
It's 350 words in a very strict format read by an exceedingly calm voice so I can see where they're coming from
@gemlog oh yeah, 4 broadcasts a day on Radio 4
surprisingly popular actually
re: kinda bleak
@troubleMoney would you believe everyone was so busy trying to pretend they had that no one noticed that they hadn't actually changed since the 60's
@maple also octopus approved!
@maple huh... that's a... thing, I guess
neg
@maple sending good cuddly thoughts your way bun, in your really nice looking little grotto
Names for police officers if you ever have to differentiate them for some reason:
Pinky
Perky
Peppa
George
Napoleon
Snowball
first two they might get what you're doing if they're British and old enough, middle two they'll likely get if they're parents, last two they probably won't, pretty sure not many cops have read any Orwell
family, ~
@revolverocelot @maple very much agreed
family, ~
@maple feel free to bring out "an octopus on the internet thinks you're a twat"
at the very least it'll confuse her
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple