Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@abby UK person here, we do

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space @Nine @CornishRepublicanArmy @MrJimmy @lynnesbian cake is basically sweet bread

fairy bread is basically sweet bread

fairy bread is therefore cake

alternative marketing campaign for a scheme based near the sea: "serfs up!"

at some point people will try to sell us on some neo-feudalist thing with the promise that we'll all be "chillen like villeins"

@maple 10/10, very good indeed

Here's a watch that came out recently that's not got much attention, the Elliot Brown Holton Professional

Designed with the help of, and issued to, a military unit who the rumour mill says may or may not be based in Poole and may or may not spend a lot of time in canoes

@jk I'd hoped we would never bring up the concept of a "FuckCube" again

@LaserScheme really, "junior legal" being a paper size?

the hell do they use that for? My First Litigation playsets?!

@LaserScheme right here!

ISO 216 is a much better standard than the quite frankly bizarre and illogical crap the USA uses as a standard

"Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime retires, Bowser named new president" is a much more fun headline if you don't know there's a bloke called "Doug Bowser"

@maple *sends lots of octo-hugs and nice vibes*

I've been told that I could run a modestly successful stall at a craft fair selling these and various other things wot I make out of dead tree

ironically I really don't have the spoons for such an endeavour

makin more spoons

@maple HAPPY BIRFDAY!

🎉 🎉

@Jo ah, that would have been my second guess

@Jo I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say DHL

One month until Baselworld!

(big watch industry event, basically christmas for watch nerds)

@jk I'm now in favour of banning cars

Apparently Putin is now threatening the US with new ultra high tech "underwater nuclear drones"

Torpedoes

Underwater drones are torpedoes

Those have been about for a while