Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@djsumdog @BestGirlGrace hey, that's all the cooling sorted

once we can get colo space on mars we're totally going to end up with the Opportunity Memorial Mastodon Instance

account sign-ups only available once every 29.5 days

with all the planned manned missions to the moon have someone sneak a little server up there

MOON TOOTS

Project idea: fediverse instance in a cubesat

TOOT IN SPACE

@kelerak alternative idea: 100 youtubers and twitch streamers are dropped onto an island and we just leave them there

@cassolotl@queer.party cool concept might be to write one page about reply guys, post it to twitter, then all the rest of the pages are the reply guys' responses to that post with commentary

@LaserScheme @evie MIYAMOTO IT'S MY TURN TO HAVE THE NIPPLES

Oh, apparently Kellogs are stockpiling Pringles in case of a no-deal brexit

https://uk.reuters.com/article/britain-eu-kellogg/kellogg-stocks-up-on-pringles-cereals-for-fear-of-hard-brexit-idUKL3N2095GN

we won't have any medical supplies but we'll still be able to buy Pringles, how fucking comforting

Oh god, I reminded myself of this

http://nomoreteabags.com/

*angry british octopus grumblings*

@maple instant tea in a squirty can also exists and it offends me on every possible level

http://nomoreteabags.com/

@maple instant coffee runs a spectrum from "oh my god what is this?" to "really quite decent cup of coffee"

instant tea, however, is an abomination

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

the spam bots promoting gentlemen's clubs that turn up round here always seem to be promoting gentlemen's clubs in perth

why are they always in perth?

@maple *applies charging headpats to the bun*

@noelle @minego I am indeed and I shall continue to do so because the rest of the world is wrong

@noelle @minego a fighter jet can take off under its own power, the assistance isn't necessary to get it airborne it just gets it there faster

the wright flyer couldn't get airborne under its own power and so it shouldn't count