Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

if you're wondering what actually will happen then the answer is the same as before, we have no fucking idea

but parliament did just say that they didn't want a no-deal brexit, so that's something

not a guarantee that no-deal won't happen, but they don't want it

I remember being very disappointed when I learnt that all these "DIY weather station" things were for recording the weather and not controlling it

bogosort is the best sorting algorithm

@maple hi!

@kiilas have you tried turning your parliament off then on again?

@garbados farming you say?

Allow me to introduce you to The Wurzels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

for anyone wondering what happens now, we have no fucking idea either

@maple sooooo fuzzzzy! *many many pets*

@starwall are we starting the Þ meme again?

I Þought we got Þat out of out systems but we could start it again

We all knew that Omega were going to be doing something for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

Turns out what they're doing is a SOLID GOLD SPEEDMASTER

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/omega-speedmaster-apollo-11-anniversary-limited-edition-introducing

@Nine it me!

oh wait, that'd be poly-arm-ery

Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:

"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"

@sydneyfalk Linus is stored under the blanket

thonkpad

@SuricrasiaOnline you can now buy tickets to go play with 999

@SuricrasiaOnline all containment cells are made of paper stapled to wooden frames

the foundation hopes none of the SCPs notice

toad in the hole: involves neither toads nor holes

all of my toots here are public domain

not that you'd want to use any of it for anything but you could

@sydneyfalk @garbados they should totally have got you to write the restarted x-files series