Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@johnrandom yes he is!
no guarantees they'll survive on the surface though
or the landing
or the space bit
or the take-off
but he is definitely going to throw people('s bodies) in the general direction of mars because he's loaded and has a bunch of people that'll put up with his bullshit
worldpol, uspol jab
"Russian ship with 'vomit weapon' spotted off Scottish coast"
Looks like they're starting to weaponise the pee-pee tape
@cassolotl@queer.party wear it as a scarf!
Tell the postman where you want to go and they'll have to give you a lift!
@tom nope, wrong, we're exiling you
@LaserScheme I want stories about philosopher werewolves
WHYWOLVES!
@c0debabe @theoutrider AHA! You can buy them directly from Staedtler's Deutschland site, so I think you may be looking for a German
@c0debabe @theoutrider these are more available but far less fun https://www.amazon.co.uk/Staedtler-Triplus-Textsurfer-362-SB4/dp/B000J657ZI/
@c0debabe @theoutrider oh wow, those ones you linked with the vintage and pastel colours are barely available in the UK as well with a 1-2 month lead time assuming they fill the order
I could certainly put an order in for you if you like though
@c0debabe can proxy them here if you want
Sam the Octopus
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This is my last 🅱️ sort
@maple yay! you're the hot cross bun!
in the UK, and probably other places, around easter it's tradition to have hot cross buns
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time to annoy @maple !
@maple tabby is a magic laptop, obviously
@maple clonkety bonkety
@squirrel_ebooks hiiii maple_ebooks!
With that out of the way, happy international women's day to all the women here
Getting in here early, it's on the 19th of November, you can shut the fuck up now dickheads
@Jo oh wait, either that or there's a gogol bordello gig she's going to directly after work
@Jo maybe they're taking it as a photo-op?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
