Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

my first hard drive was measured in megabytes and I had to think about what I wanted to keep

now I'm sitting here pissing away 8 gigs of storage on pictures of hedgehogs

I like the forward march of storage capacity

I have 8GB of hedgiecam photos

SO MANY CUTE PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS!

@maple

In D&D you could probably get a load of blocks and tackles, rig them all up together, and lift anything you damn well want

Each block and tackle lets you lift 4 times what you usually could, so two would let you lift 8 times what you normally could, three would let you lift 12 times and so on

@maple well technically you can't drive with an expired license, so I count 6

@maple pipOS

@evie Ah yes, Testikles, was dunked in the Styx in a similar fashion to Achilles and so was invulnerable in all of his body apart from one specific area

@Gargron read the mod queue, that'll get it back up there

hm... my trackball might be giving up the ghost, probably better get a new one at some point

@Fidgetcetera pidgin always used to be the go-to

@maple @DangerDyke mine's debian for much the same reason

fox is surprised

@wigglytuffitout what's most confusing is that the eggs you usually find in stores are unfertilised so you're definitely not eating a cute baby chicken

you are in fact eating chicken periods which would probably be a far more effective thing for them to say

@maple I'll give you the phone number of my legal team

which again are just a dozen hedgehogs piled up in a suit

@maple what if pixel portrait of a low poly car!

@maple ... MAPLE KART!

LIKE MARIO KART BUT EVERYONE'S IN C5S INSTEAD OF GO KARTS

@maple also needs to have the Sinclair C5 as an unlock

@maple Robin Reliant

@maple bitchin soundtrack ✅
floaty handling of cars ✅
random physics bugs that throw you miles ✅

I'm sold