Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

very glad the hedgehogs are helping with order fulfilment on the pins, the fields on the customs forms are small and awkward to write in for this octopus but perfect size for tiny hedgie paws!

@maple @colon_three surprisingly they actually do, mostly available in the UK market

they also do baby blue, light green, bright orange, beige, and mustard yellow

@colon_three @maple one thing you can do to start finding out is holding the bottom-right button down for three seconds, should then display "CASIo" on the screen while you're holding it down

some of the fakes also implement that little easter egg but those are usually good enough to perform as well as the real ones

@colon_three @maple sign of a good watch that

a "smart" "watch" would have run out of charge weeks ago!

@maple while I can't condone a smart watch due to snobbery (it's just not a REAL watch *general snob noises*) the wena smart band thingy looks interesting, get all the notifications and stuff but still have a proper watch on it

@halcy not commonly used, I've heard it a few times though and everyone would immediately know what you mean

@maple you are in shape!

the shape of a friend <3

@m1st meowrning!

@maple @evie up to you, just tell me where to ship 'em

@maple yay! they got to you safe!

jactical (jean tactical)

this is a real product https://www.helikon-tex.com/en_eur/kk-tmr-nl-training-mini-rig-tmr-nylon.html

@maple smol critter whomst good and nice

drinking cider from a guinness glass because fuck the police

Jeremy Hunt (one of two people who may be next prime minister) has said that the next PM must be "trustworthy" in order to "avoid no brexit"

well, I'm kinda hoping he's right here, can't trust either of them so that'll be no brexit for me please

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://develop.gab.com/users/robcolbert/statuses/102330309540643120

@kiilas @maple 's the best person to ask for that, it wrote our implementation