Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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No one:
Nobody:
Anybody:
Everything:
Nothing:
My brain: NOW WELCOMING THE SENSATIONAL MUSICAL LEGEND, THE PHILOSOPHICAL POWERHOUSE, THE LYRICAL GENIUS
me: please no
My brain: HIPHOPCRATES!!!!
Sam the Octopus
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A young octopus wants to gather shiny objects for its hoard. But older octopodes want the shinies too; they're too precious ;;
uspol, census
@noelle "fifth" is probably a bit more pithy
@centralavenue hey, not learning how to play an instrument never stopped sid vicious
Much like The Pentagon is named after the shape of the building, GCHQ Cheltenham is known as "The Doughnut"
@Siphonay@octodon.social ED!
ED! ED! ED!
ED is the standard text editor!
@sydneyfalk an enchi-lada is a corn tortilla wrapped around a kinda shitty soviet car
who decided they should be called "house boats" and not boaterhomes
I keep reading "bujo" (short for "bullet journaling") as "cujo"
which of course gives me the mental image of rabid notebooks attacking people
@InspectorCaracal @Jo @noelle I'm not sure if that's the ultimate origin, but I'm pretty sure it's the reason that the phrase is around a lot
Plushy, eye contact?
@Jo @sydneyfalk Spiny Norman, from a Monty Python sketch
@maple 🎶 Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bichael made for two 🎶
@maple nice! I'll have to break out the champers!
@maple huh, I could have sworn we'd already done that
evidently not though
@maple same! I wanna hug and pet and cuddle lil spiny friend!
@maple *hugs the super cool bot*
joke abt milkshake misinfo
@maple moloko plus vitriol
along with moloko plus dialectric and moloko plus servisol, the top selling drinks at the korova robot bar
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney Basement Greek has all the weird-world words, like "sorcerer" and "demon" and "liminal space".
Living room Greek is corrupted by the TV and is basically Latin at this point.
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
