Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron as I said before, only blockchain 'round 'ere is all of us passing 'round their domains so we can suspend their asses

@vantablack would they have given you two weeks notice?

@vantablack "Hi, I need monday off"

"no"

"wasn't a question."

If you're looking at Daniel Wellington or MVMT watches and thinking "oh, could get one of those", don't.

They're overpriced shite

Instead, here are some other options in a similar style but are much better:

Casio LTP-E140: costs about £50 so much cheaper, good reliable watch

Timex Fairfield: £90, very nice looking, can read it in the dark

Tissot Everytime Swissmatic: £310, so more expensive but you get a swiss mechanical movement instead of a basic quartz

@colon_three I always say hello to all the cats

pokemon only say their own names in the same way all of us make toots containing only what animal/machine/other we are

@Alyx "article" on something called oneangrygamer

@revenant shit, I knew I shouldn't have left that clue in the name!

the conspiracy is revealed!

only "blockchain" 'round 'ere is all of us passing around your domains to suspend your asses

@Jo an article on "oneangrygamer" or whatever the fuck

oh noes! apparently "mastadon, the social media blockchain" is going to lose customers for blocking gab!

@InvaderXan I vaguely recall that a lot of the gab people were talking about using it, I have a feeling it may be related

hedgie do a scratch

D&D campaign where you're all mimics that hid themselves in the gear of a really terrible adventuring party and you try keeping them alive because they bring you to cool food but you also have to remain hidden from them because they'd freak out and stop taking you to cool food