Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo AMIGA COMMORDER

there are actually only 151 pokemon so you shouldn't be surprised that sword and shield doesn't have 1000 of them in it

@masklayer yes

similarly the ADF "Field Ration Eating Device" (or more accurately, the "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device") is the hand-me-down sneakers of silverware

@kelerak you can indeed

@archadia@tootplanet.space hehe, yep, all part of being an octopus!

@c0debabe the one on the right is only $35

the left one is $60 and the gold is $75

Awwww yeaaaah

NEW CASIO RETRO WATCHES!

Very obviously based on the F-91W, but somehow look even more retro and awesome

hey, at least with people running gab instances now none of us are gonna get sued by libel bunny for pointing out which fediverse software has the highest concentration of dickheads

Finally a crafting video tailored to my skill level

Matt Gray making glitter shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9pzMdHOXE

@maple damnit maple

I should totally get some art of me octo-wielding banhammers

"'Exotic' bird at Bucks Animal Hospital turns out to be a gull covered in curry"

https://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/17741769.exotic-bird-at-bucks-animal-hospital-turns-out-to-be-a-gull-covered-in-curry-or-turmeric/

@Jo ah yes, one of the many things using the "people only use x% of their brains" trope

that's confusing "amount of brain active at any given moment" and "amount of brain that's used for stuff"

although some people do indeed have 100% of their brain active at the same time on occasions

this is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

@wigglytuffitout hm... depends on positioning but you could add to them for a tic-tac-toe game

smol hedgie! 🦔

@evie strong mom energy is universally recognisable

rotate potate