Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo must be from new south wales

@maple lol, you need 14 characters?

fs: baby

boom! 8 characters!

@maple Nando's is a chain restaurant over here that serves piri-piri style chicken dishes

"cheeky" is an adjective in this case referring to something you shouldn't really do but you're going to anyway

like you might go for a cheeky pint after work, you shouldn't really be straight off to the pub but you'll do it anyway

combine the two and you get a cheeky nandos, you shouldn't really be eating out for the nth time this week but you'll do it 'cause it's cheap and you're lazy

"What? We're great with spice, we have curries, everybody goes for a cheeky nandos, we're good, it's just the yanks"

"This tomato sauce is a bit spicy"

"FUCK"

I'd love to think the "white people think <insert bland thing here> is spicy" joke only applies to the north american brand of white people

But then I remember that my dad thinks black pepper is too spicy

@revolverocelot He got a silver snoopy?! AWESOME!

"So, we're in the tower of an immortal wizard and all we've found so far is a shoe rack full of Uggs, a couple hundred pumpkin spiced lattes, and every wall has "Live, Laugh, Love" inscribed on it"

"yeah, it's a basic lich"

@InspectorCaracal "Run as administrator" is just "Simon says" for windows operating systems

@revolverocelot we think it might be a her and pregnant from the roundness and bigness, it's about that time of year

we might get a load of baby hedgies!

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@Jo oh yeah, and they know exactly where the food is

none of this "cautiously sniffing around" any more, they barrel in there at high speed

smol hedgie compared with BIG HEDGIE

@colon_three anyone know anyone who can smuggle a pint into belmarsh?

@KitRedgrave hm... yeah, fair point

island would be better for growing foods

@KitRedgrave for numbers multiple boats would be doable

maybe pirate an oil tanker, loads of space on that for farming if you cover it in soil

masto island or masto boat?

all of us either on an island or on a boat

boat would need more maintenance but would be easily moved for logistics and we could also be pirates

@colon_three bestest squobit