Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,
medical question
@mavica I'm not exactly an expert on human anatomy but IIRC the thyroid is quite low around the thorax/head connecty bit so... maybe? Sounds like a thing that's doable
@rey a squirrel squabble
a squibble
@mavica I wanna party with the kobolds at club bold
Sam the Octopus
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⚠️ new release ⚠️
amiga italo mix [vol. 3]
we're not done yet.
https://soundcloud.com/transbian/amiga-italo-mix-vol-3
https://youtu.be/jr66g48w72A
they used to say that you can't hug your children with nuclear arms
BUT NOW YOU CAN!
Come on down to sam's radioisotope-powered prosthetic emporium!
@mavica pulled chork sandwich
repetition
@mavica it's maple mavica syrup!
"We want a 100kt atomic bomb"
"What!? I don't sell weapons!"
"Your ad says you're a nuclear arms dealer!"
*waves around an RTG-powered limb prosthetic*
"I AM! JUST NOT THAT KIND!"
@Siphonay@octodon.social I very much agree with you putting arms above legs
arms are great
@Siphonay@octodon.social top 5 limbs
LB: songs about all the stuff you can do with ikea tables
Sam the Octopus
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dj lack education
Sam the Octopus
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Gender? I hardly even knew ‘er!
@sydneyfalk trackball > mouse > trackpoint > some weird keyboard key implementation of mouse movements > trackpad
@TheGibson tried it meself with an ergodox, you get used to it quicker than you think
DIRTY DEEDS
@cambridgeport90@mastodon.technology well, AC/DC are doing them dirt cheap but I'd do it with an extra bit of customer service
@tcql@octodon.social I'm gonna be that bastard
Threads
Not horror, but same effect
DIRTY DEEDS
done for surprisingly reasonable prices
@LaserScheme 10/10 would investigate in the ocean
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
