Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I think probably everything in the x series counts

x61t maybe not as ultraportable as more modern ones but if you're comparing to others in that generation then yeah totally

The Roman poet Juvenal once said "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

Tonight it's you! With all new Cops only on Paramount

also a "cruise ship" is quite clearly a boatel

who called them houseboats and not boaterhomes?

@em https://www.amazon.com/Capital-Manga-Karl-Marx/dp/1926958195

so we're set then

The ancient greeks must have been pretty lazy

They believed their gods lived at the top of a very climbable mountain and none of them bothered to go up there to try to say hello

that "fact fiend" channel on youtube certainly knows how to get clicks

latest video title "Wombats can defeat predators by twerking"

...alright, I'm in

@envgen Korobeiniki

@mavica you girl robot squirrel bunny!

@mavica well done! phone calls are awful, I'm super proud of you

@Nine HAPPY BIRFDAY!

@mavica the mods are indeed watching

but with like, a banhammer wielding octopus

@twitter@mastodon.technology @noelle "1984 WASN'T AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL!"
"O'Brien had a pretty cool flat though..."

@noelle silicon valley types read dystopian fiction and only concentrate for the bits that show how nice the ruling classes have it