Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

getting arrested and needing to pay a fine of no more than £1,000 for BEE CRIMES

driving around in my hovercraft, wanted by the BEE POLICE

Under the Bees Act of 1980, the Environment Secretary may appoint someone to have the power to, at any time, enter your premises, vessel, boat, hovercraft, aircraft, or vehicle of any other description in order to inspect your bees

I am not making that up

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1980/12/contents

@Shrigglepuss they really don't think things through

like when there's a prophecy about someone "bringing balance to the force"

not a good thing when you're on top

@trashyfins@chomp.life yeah, india apparently this time

With all these new people showing up to the fediverse are we keeping up with giving them their complimentary fursonas and copies of the communist manifesto?

@tom "Known to cause cancer in the state of california"

LB: it me

@SuricrasiaOnline if not it should be

@envgen pretty sure it's only a UK thing

@KitRedgrave much like punk itself, it's not dead

it's not moving much and smells bad, but it's not dead

me, sitting on a massive pile of bouillon cubes: What? You told me to put all the money into stocks!

@mavica those are some awesome socks

@envgen I don't

I'm a mod so I suspend them instead, not having any of that bullshit 'round 'ere

@mavica *emergency support cuddles*

If you get disconnected by a raised structure in a body of water is that connection reset by pier?

@mavica a robot building cyborg stuff! I'm not sure the world would have been ready for that

@mavica I wish to subscribe for more mavi lore