Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Huh, this is a neat thing

Which I fully expect to be incredibly uncomfortable to use

https://www.8bitdo.com/n30-wireless-mouse/

@mavica yeah, that's definitely a bit of an odd and questionable thing to label oneself as

@InspectorCaracal well, for certain values of "professional" I'm sure your local gardener-type person'll have a go with the hedge clippers for cheap

an offshoot of christianity that omitted the highest order of angels would be sans-seraph

@mavica *octo-hugs sqwerl*

turns out my kojima name is Cook Shitposting

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/11/11/20959269/unraveled-kojima-name-generator-death-stranding

Somebody please tell me they're going to mod Death Stranding to include the Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE TURKEY LOBBY! EAT WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE AT THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS

Here's a thing I'm probably talking out of my arse about:

Do people actually like turkey?

'cause it seems that a massive amount of it is consumed at events like thanksgiving in the US and christmas in the UK and there's bugger all people eating it the rest of the year

It is available all year, so if people actually liked it I'd expect the demand curve to be a bit shallower

My theory is that, in general, people don't actually particularly like it and only eat it out of marketing

Mastodon Status: Still safe from William Shatner

@TheGibson NSA: what on earth is a battery staple? And they seem very concerned about getting the correct horse

@LaserScheme ooh, that's hella neat

@mavica

@legendaryjoeb I'm very surprised the idea took off in the first place

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HEDGIE BLEP!

@sydneyfalk Fish Tape; works even better than Duck Tape underwater

@lawremipsum@mspsocial.net there is an admin around here that is LITERALLY MADE OF GOO

we don't need mastodon made any more sticky thankyouverymuch