Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine Had one recently where they tried delivering it to entirely the wrong house

@mavica blub blub blub

At least there's something good to come out of this election, new cassetteboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI87PRgIKks

2: it's a nail

1: no, it's a tack!

satan's own egg liqueur, the devil's advocaat

@annika that makes a lot more sense than the "for when you want to take a break from your big phone" marketing they're doing

@annika well who wouldn't want a smaller phone to go with their big phone and the mini phone on their wrist

@Jo just tell them you'll take care of all of it and they should give you £x a month, then give them a freesat box and say sky has rebranded

@nebula I have a feeling it won't be that bad in real but yeah, the hands omega use for their dive watches don't do readability any favours

The inevitable Bond No Time To Die limited edition Omega's been announced

Looks quite nice

Which it fucking better had for €8,700

I mean, yes, this one's titanium but almost double the price of a standard Diver 300M?

Hell, that's the price of two Tudor Pelagoses... Pelagi.... Pelagodes? Two of them titanium watches what are made by Tudor

It's expensive, is what I'm saying

@mavica I'll see if I can think of stuff

first thing that comes to mind is some sort of rice pudding-based dessert burrito

@mavica well, depends how out-there you make the recipes

@mavica MUNCHING WITH MAVI! The lightly-cursed version of binging with babish!

@mavica episode on fruit gummy soup with froot loops as croutons

@mavica I would totally watch "cooking with mavi"

@mavica you're a culinary explorer forging forward with new discoveries!

possibly just discovering the most cursed combinations of things, but it's a discovery!