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@taweret hey, it's cats can have a little salami, not cats will have a little salami

quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"

come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something

Disappointingly hot leftism take 

@auravulpes it's like a bandage, it ain't gonna fix the massive hole in your torso, but it's a good idea to put one on and try to stop much more damage from happening

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"

@kirby that one can take second

good movie, but doesn't have muppets

muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be

@evie where you only stock herbal teas

because proper tea is theft

@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social not where I was going with that but going that way's probably the better idea

@arcans@mastodon.at @sydneyfalk @alice@playvicious.social yep, and northern ireland occasionally the first 6 letters are silent

@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social apart from the bit where australia isn't in the UK and there's (currently) scotland and northern ireland that are, but other than that you nailed it :blobcheeky:

@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social the other option in the british isles is that all vowels get removed, we call that "welsh"

@sydneyfalk @alice@playvicious.social rather popular in australia so I hear

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