Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I wanna meet a capybara
they seem really chill
@Nine im love pladdle
@taweret hey, it's cats can have a little salami, not cats will have a little salami
moths are cool
lil fuzzy friends
@kirby YES! THAT'S PURRFECT!
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney Leftist catnip.
quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"
come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something
friendly subtoots~
@Nine mavi's the best
Disappointingly hot leftism take
@auravulpes it's like a bandage, it ain't gonna fix the massive hole in your torso, but it's a good idea to put one on and try to stop much more damage from happening
they're not "shark infested waters"
it's not "infested" with sharks
the sharks just live there
it's like calling a city "people infested land"
@kirby that one can take second
good movie, but doesn't have muppets
muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be
@evie where you only stock herbal teas
because proper tea is theft
@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social not where I was going with that but going that way's probably the better idea
@arcans@mastodon.at @sydneyfalk @alice@playvicious.social yep, and northern ireland occasionally the first 6 letters are silent
@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social apart from the bit where australia isn't in the UK and there's (currently) scotland and northern ireland that are, but other than that you nailed it 
@sydneyfalk @arcans@mastodon.at @alice@playvicious.social the other option in the british isles is that all vowels get removed, we call that "welsh"
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
