Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Price is right rules, I'm going for 12

So with the new .gay tld becoming available soonish please place your bets now on how many fediverse instances will pop up using it

I love our hedgehogs, but I'd love them even more if they didn't shit everywhere quite as much

Seriously, HOW DOES SO MUCH SHIT COME OUT OF SUCH SMOL CRITTERS!? IT MUST BE LIKE, HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT!

@cypnk Living in a little wooden hut in the CYBERFOREST

Vacheron Constantin have just released a new ladies' collection, Égérie

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/egerie-an-entirely-new-ladies-collection-from-vacheron-constantin

Not even slightly my style but they're quite nice

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@mavica @Atatra not quite all the ship, can always do with assistance from First Assistant Mavica Syrup

When we say the fediverse is less friendly to bad actors you'd think we mean trolls and other terrible people

We actually mean that William Shatner can't find you here

@mavica @evie thankfully no, we're still safe from shatner here

@mavica I dunno, was nice to be on the list

@mavica iterating over strings

@wigglytuffitout not sure what happens if the horse is also drunk, though

I'd assume it counts as drunk and disorderly in public?

@wigglytuffitout apparently someone has been done for doing exactly this in Florida though, so I think it's a state law thing

@wigglytuffitout actual thing that happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYtY9wfvvc

Also under Montana law anything that's animal powered doesn't count as a vehicle so you can't get done for driving under the influence if you're riding a horse (not a lawyer, this is not actual legal advice)

@wigglytuffitout @garfield you might think "but what about those octopus' gardens we hear so much about?" but nope, that's basically all hard landscaping

you want a nice rockery, no problem, crops? no idea

@wigglytuffitout @garfield it's true, I know bugger all about farming

Someone's posted a good picture of the new Sinn 104 St Sa A B E

Really liking that aluminium bezel

@wigglytuffitout thanks for blaming me for this by the way

@wigglytuffitout I'm not sure how well the material would hold up to the relative high temperature of sealing wax

but you have just given me the idea of a butthole signet ring which would be perfect for sealing complaint letters

@wigglytuffitout he himself said that memes were viral and subject to natural selection, if anything the term "meme" mutating and out-competing his original definition is evidence that he was at least somewhat right, don't know what he's so angry about