Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout not just country, he's west country!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

saw a jackdaw(? small corvidy birb, might have been a smaller other corvidy birb but I'm making a guess at jackdaw) on the bird table today!

haven't seen one of them come around before, hope they bring their friends

so this diagram of a function is going out every night, talking to new people, partying, just generally being an extrovert

it's a social graph

monosexual monogamy is a sin!

it's adam AND eve! not adam OR eve!

Well this is... interesting

Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial

That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee

https://www.bamfordwatchdepartment.com/?product=limited-edition-bwd-x-blackbadger-coffee-dial-tag-heuer-carrera-calibre-5

a community after the abolition of the police force would be sans-sheriff

this is a very lorge hedgehog

imagining this orchard where all the apples move very quickly sideways

I remember being very confused when I first heard the word "crabapple"

"...do...do they have claws? 🦀 "

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches

Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup

https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/

I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size

@mavica you wobot

@mavica oof

I've never played it but I can confidently state that Animal Crossing New Horizons is just mastodon with turnips

News report from 4th November 2020:

...and the winner of the 2020 presidential election is, the first candidate ever to win the election as a write-in vote, coronavirus!

Really, we should have seen that coming

Now for updates on the alien invaders who are eating everyone's faces we go to Zzzzworp McGee...