Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Come try the new milkshake approved by the royal family of the united arab emirates!

Only at Sheikh Shack

@dragonmagic yeah, it's the scoring

muggins you're looking for the ends to be a multiple of 5, 5s and 3s you're looking for multiples of 5s and/or 3s preferably and

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout @stolas@elekk.xyz that is amazing

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout @stolas@elekk.xyz I think I might have missed that one

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout @stolas@elekk.xyz black background with flames, got it

@dragonmagic which variant is it? 'cause I know switching from muggins to 5s and 3s takes a little adjustment

I'm bad at photoshop but maybe something like this

I'd totally not buy one because I don't have enough money

@noiob

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@noiob yay!

*hugs all the blåhaj*

@noiob one more please!

*holds blåhaj...es? ar? with many arms*

I've just had a thought that will never be put to any use

Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso, in the medium size, with the bracelet, same dial design as the tribute but in black, with a satin-finish case and bracelet

that'd look bloody fantastic

look at their ears!

riding the fury road all matte and atomic purple plastic

in the mad max apocalypse future it'll be easy to spot the fediverse people because we'll all be wearing jorts and driving electric kei cars

humans finally make contact with what is basically god:

"Oh creator of all! We humbly ask you what is the meaning of all this you have blessed us with?"

"I just wanted a sandwich and spun up a universe to make it for me"

"...well shit"