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I don't usually pay much attention to watch brand ambassadors but Cartier fucking nailed it by hiring Rami Malek to be ambassador for the new Pasha

@masklayer ah, so non-teaching roles in particular, maybe a very annoyed person clearing away chalk dust left by a professor-y type

@masklayer first thing I'd think of is lecturing despite only a small percentage of staff actually doing that

so wait, what month is this again?

I think we got an early start on wrath month, is this sloth month already?

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*glances at my apprentice cat glaring at me pawing turnips off the table*

I may have made an error

@evie oh good, you do in fact have access to an electric kettle, I was worried about you there for a second

@evie "potentially an electric kettle"

... you mean your electric kettle is currently elsewhere, right?

right?

maybe yugioh? hey satan what can I get for a blue eyes white dragon?

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given the usual rule is "don't make deals with the devil" that implies that they make deals for more things than just one's soul, as you only have one of those and couldn't do the implied by the plural multiple trades with it

what other stuff does the devil trade in then? are they really in to magic the gathering and trade cards?

@Siphonay@octodon.social wandering around beating the shit out other languages and raiding their pockets for spare vocab

@pup_hime ah, but that doesn't add two pieces of metal to it that makes it heavier and bulkier for no good reason

personal favourite suggestion for the new name is "The Statue Falls Inn"

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