Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
a portmanteau of "ska punk" is "skunk"
an all-skunk ska punk band
@mavica *balances a spirit level on the squobit*
yep, level headed!
on "cancel culture"
@mavica it's only cancel culture if it's from the cancelle region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling consequences
(appropriately that was stolen from twitter)
@mavica ah, well that's good at least
it'll probably click as soon as you go back to it just because that's the kind of annoying shit problems like that do
@mavica it's certainly a tough thing to deal with
would having a rubber duck help? I'm good at being a rubber duck
@mavica ah, I get that sometimes, it's a right bugger
I've found continual copious swearing helps get me through it but ymmv
very minor injury
@stolas@elekk.xyz pro-tip: superglue
seriously, seals all those little cuts up really well
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net there comes a point where any advantage from smolness is cancelled out by worry about losing the damn thing
@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONEYCHANGERS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLE!"
@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal I'd totally read "The Bible, but translated by Samuel L Jackson"
actually the audiobook version might be better now I think about it
covid adjacent
it's been however many months and I STILL can't easily acquire a facemask covered in cute little cartoon plague doctors
me, as an army officer:
"we've noticed you're requisitioning a tank for every single operation you're on, despite none of those operations even remotely requiring a tank"
"yep"
"...why?"
"tanks have kettles built in"
"...YOU'RE USING SEVERAL MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF MILITARY HARDWARE JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A CUP OF TEA?!?"
"yes."
possibly lewd adjacent
WD-40 is not a lubricant
personal or otherwise
PGP Public Key, 
@noelle you upped the character limit on elekk a while ago just to do this, didn't you?
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@troubleMoney
blimeycore vs. ferretcore
(1 nite only, payment at door)
corcore
which is cockney aesthetic
@mavica ah, you play eve online too
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
