Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica we'd have to carefully maintain corpsonas

@mavica I like to think of it as like a little trap door that opens beneath them

@cooler_ranch I tried but all the cups were occupied

(not my image, couldn't find source)

people say hedgehogs eat slugs and help keep the garden tidy

they do not

at all

🦔

@rey we just threw a bunch more workers at stuff like that

@mavica @LaserScheme it's an art

@mavica robots good and you best robot!

my front yard is covered in servers running hypervisors

it's a xen garden

you should always cover your crystal ball when not in use

"oh, because of spirits?"

what? no, it's basically a giant magnifying glass, if the sun hits it it'll burn your house down

@mavica @noelle "it's only a small change! it'll be fine!" *sound of servers spinning down*

I've just realised that I've used the phrase "looks like" or "resembles" in a couple of image alt texts

that's... probably less useful than it could have been in retrospect

oh look, it's @cypnk but in moth caterpillar form!

has anyone started selling facemasks with little screens on yet?

could display like smiley mouth, angry mouth, socialist teeth, etc.

@sydneyfalk we have, but then additional people become full of shit

the scene in the john wick films that gets picked apart most is the one in the subway where wick and what's his face plink at each other with suppressed pistols and nobody bats an eye

"it's so unrealistic! suppressors don't work that way!" they say

people do though

in a world with super well trained assassins taking each other out here there and everywhere shit like that must happen all the time

all the people there are just thinking "fuckin' tuesdays" and ignoring it