Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

all media should be back now!

sorry about the turbulence and thank you for flying computerfairies

in theory we should have all the avatars working again

still working on getting all the media transferred

jesus christ you lot love your toots with images

well this is ridiculous

https://luxwi.com/

it's a little clasp that goes over the clasp on your watch bracelet that screws down and locks it to your wrist

in case of attempted mugging as far as I can tell

yes, this is indeed a bad idea for all the reasons you just thought of

also they're charging €120 for it

@Siphonay@octodon.social if I told them that the academie francaise can fuck off I wonder if they'd be more angry about me saying the academy can fuck off or the fact that I omitted the diacritics

whose bright idea was it using images on the web anyway?

sam has fixed the emojos

@catgirl@lgbtqia.is well that's a lost opportunity to have "catgirl go purrr"

@halcy

the main problem with cloud computing is the distance you have to travel to go and hit the server with a fucking wrench

I should switch to fish shell for branding reasons

@mavica nope *fades into nonexistence in descartes*

@mavica secure in comfy blanket
contain within arms
protecc

I've just learnt that ben shapiro shills for mvmt watches

that just about sums both him and mvmt watches up

we did end up going to great lengths to get the instance running again

jesus fuck how many custom emojos do you fuckers need?

@mavica yay!

@dragonmagic won't be allowed to handle them in the shop though

shopkeeper: can't touch this