Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

a couple is standing outside a family function, trump banners are visible

"I thought you said your family was antifa"

"no, what I said is that my auntie's fascist"

I keep seeing all this NASA branded stuff everywhere

Never any ESA stuff, I wonder why that is

@legendaryjoeb yes, that is sufficient

fuckin' tiny chocolate bars being called "fun size"

bring me a meter long snickers then we can talk

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
"Agreed"

"HEY MR MAYOR! Where's the planning department? We want permission for a buncha houses!"

@TheGibson on one arm, that's bad, on another arm, lol elon musk get fucked

We've still got super cool computer pins for sale!

And now you can buy them through a shiny new ko-fi shop!

https://ko-fi.com/s/891699232c

@Gargron "abandon all hope ye who enter here"

well this is exceedingly my kinda shit

https://www.fortis-swiss.com/watches/sky/flieger/flieger-f-43-triple-gmt-titanium/

Fortis F43 Triple GMT

True GMT (local hour hand jumps, not the 24 hour hand) with a bidirectional 12 hour bezel as well giving local, UTC, and another timezone

made of titanium as well, which is super nice

also expensive, which is a shame

@softgoat my condolences

'round here it was always billy bear

I've just been informed that kids character sausage isn't a thing outside some parts of europe so enjoy

@softgoat a far more literal interpretation of "no spoons left, only knives"

@cypnk this 'un https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Turbine_Car

@cypnk I want that prototype one that used a jet engine that could run on tequila

@mawr https://twitter.com/nour_regrets/status/1315102876633575426

KERMIT GULAG

huh, turns out that there were versions of the bonklip bracelet that would clip on to fixed bars, seems putting one on a W10 reissue isn't as anachronistic an idea as I thought it would be

@colon_three we wanted to do one for each drama but nobody's got the manufacturing capacity