Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wxcafe It's to be expected when you've had a millennia of punch-ups with the neighbours

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space You could put one together yourself for even cheaper, it's just a T400 with libreboot flashed on there and a different wifi card

@squirrel I can say that thinkpads are fine with stickers

Well this is the dumbest thing I've seen today

http://kryptonwatch.com/en/our-shop/krypton-watches/schroedinger1936/

It's a watch, WITH A PLATE OVER THE DIAL SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE TIME

IT FAILS AT THE MOST ESSENTIAL FEATURE OF A WATCH, WHICH IS BEING ABLE TO TELL THE GODDAMN TIME

@squirrel AWESOME

@deformedcircus Was that set at christmas?

'cause Die Hard was, and that makes it a christmas movie

@deformedcircus Die Hard

@ajroach42 Oh yeah, year would do nicely for the magazines

I suppose you could do it alphabetical for the music, probably still not ideal though

@ajroach42 Usually I'd suggest Artist/Album but that wouldn't work great for that collection

Also, for the Dungeon Magazine section you could probably split that into different folders with, say, 50 items each to make it a bit quicker to find the one(s) you want

@ajroach42 lynx lagged a little on the 78s menu but considering it's a pretty massive directory it's not too bad at all

@Jessiscah If I had to make a wild guess I'd assume it involves an individual whose name starts with a g and ends in inny

@Morgan@cybre.space With a 15 dollar transaction fee at the moment, probably not

It sounds like Baked Alaska got his.... JUST DESERTS

@VOID tesco store brand?! LUXURY! Aldi is the expens...

Wait, this is turning into a ripoff of the four yorkshiremen sketch isn't it

@VOID Ooh, posher than me, aldi store brand here

@VOID "uh... what was on sale in tesco recently?"

@Concerned_Catgirl I concur

Add two to the list of cunts who should count themselves exceptionally lucky that there's an ocean between me and them

Ah, the marketing juggernaut that is Deadpool is starting up again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-5Wv9UGkN8