Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

@kaniini because terminator 2 made a lot of money

@Elizafox YOU DID IT! YOU WON ED!

@bea Personally I don't really have gender as any part of my core identity, it's more like "I am a sentient entity and I guess I fit in that box there if you want to classify me by that"

Doesn't help that "masculinity" and "femininity" are such poorly-defined concepts

Humanity, if you're going to create a social construct it wouldn't kill you to document that shit properly for those of us who turned up late to the party

Okay, so, I generally reevaluate my starting assumptions every so often

One of the things I was double-checking this time around was "What gender are you"

My usual answer is "A bloke I guess, haven't thought about it", which isn't really an answer but more of a "dunno"

So, after research (which may have included googling "just what is this gender shit anyway") and a reasonable amount of introspection, looks like I may be classified closer to non-binary

So, uh, that may be a thing

@Elizafox I think people are just setting the bar lower now

@jk ask them for examples and see if they give you their credit card info

@squirrel HI SQUIRREL!

@Elizafox @sydneyfalk Hey, imagine how puritan some areas would be if we hadn't sent a bunch of criminals over to balance it out a bit

Just didn't manage to send enough over is all

@TrollDecker Looks a little more incredulous

More like SPACESHIP!?

@Elizafox you're a catfox thing

*someone sends me something*
Them: Can you sign this for me and send it back please?
*signs with pgp key, emails it back*
Them: I meant with a pen you nerd motherfucker

@Elizafox I mean, mine's short and I sign with something most resembling a squiggly line, so feel free

In retrospect, emoji were probably a bad idea

@TrollDecker Hi comfy hedgehog!

Happy Rampant Consumerism Day everyone