Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack Yo Ryuk, got any more of these? I'm going to run out of space

@Siphonay ah, good ol' dreamspark

@Vann@glitch.social opposite actually, they're animals wearing humansuits

@jk "Hey kids! Me and Hugo here want to let you know that it's super cool to obey the rules of the facebook corporation, also mandatory"

@jollysea Apologies but my German is terrible so it'll have to be in English

Twitter is like shouting into a crowd of people who are all also shouting and trying to be heard. Mastodon is like sitting together in a beer garden with friends and having a nice chat.

@Jo @squirrel @noelle all the @squirrel doodles are, but especially that one

@vantablack alternate strategy: cruise ship instead, WE COULD BE PIRATES!

@squirrel yep, can indeed

I'm up for doing something, don't know what, but something

@squirrel I'm not sure doing the delete account, get everyone to refollow thing would help with that, but if you think it's best then give me a heads up so I know where your account is

@squirrel I'd say no, it's a bit of hassle for you and if someone doesn't want to follow you any more they can easily hit the "unfollow" button

@ElfLord not cocaine, but some of the non-cocaine stuff from the coca plant

I think they're the only company in the US that has a license to import coca leaves, one of a few at most