Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@beadsland @chosafine@instance.business should have both, obviously

@squirrel more bun than a bread roll with its hair tied back into a small ball

@squirrel a worm you say?

@seanl well, that as well, yeah

And they don't need charging every <20 hours

@bb010g well, you'd think so, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it

@squirrel hey, only worrying about the less exciting attacks is a good thing

One up on most of the rest of us at least

@squirrel yep, you only have to worry about the less exciting attacks!

@bb010g spectre affects arm chips as well

@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog @kitredgrave it's somewhere for the moths to sit

If you took them out they'd just start wandering into the relays again

Why standard watches are better than smartwatches:

They're not affected by Meltdown/Spectre

I've just remembered why I don't change straps on my watch that often, spring bars are really annoying

@squirrel that's... not good

@squirrel @kellerfuchs he's very... square

@Vann@glitch.social I use mine to tell the time and to look cool

Mostly the latter

Also because my wrist doesn't feel right without one on

@brokenfingers @Vann@glitch.social https://www.leatherman.com/tread-tempo-512.html?

Like that?

Here's an idea. Maybe don't run everything in a browser

Maybe use browsers for browsing the web and use native applications for email, chat, word processing, spreadsheets, etc.

Maybe things would be a lot better when everything doesn't have to be crammed into a web UI

Novel idea, I know, but it might just work

Oh for fuck's sake

New ThinkPad, the X280

No Ethernet port, no PowerBridge, no replaceable battery, no 2.5" HDD bay, no full size SD card reader, and soldered RAM

CAN'T ONE THING, JUST ONE FUCKING THING, REMAIN GOOD THIS DECADE?