Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TonicBH squirrels are always good

@benhamill There's also the ANSI Standard Person which is the same but bigger

@benhamill ISO Standard Person

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh ah, yeah, that context it's a total dick move

@Siphonay@octodon.social that's a very good question

The only times I've done that were when someone was talking to me in particular, if it was on a forum or something I'd just ignore it

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh I do, I only bring out that site after they've gone far past that point

@Siphonay@octodon.social I've used it once or twice for repeat offenders

Only after they've asked me things a couple of dozen times that they could have looked up and that I had to look up before I could answer them and I've told them as much on each occasion

@benhamill 'appy birthday

Turns out their name is also Sam and they're a they too, small world

Anyway, here's a pic of just me

@squirrel no idea, he just picked me up when I asked him to take a picture for me

I actually look relatively serviceable today, that's a surprise

@noelle I'm still trying to flog my Pope-on-a-rope novelty shower soaps

Wichtige informationen: @blackle@dev.glitch.social ist ein hai

@squirrel oh yeah, I've seen them, but there aren't many about these days

@squirrel @tom I very rarely see yellow pcbs

Email from paypal:
Subject: You'll get nothing from us this Valentine's Day, Sam

Well fuck you too paypal, I thought what we had was special!

@noelle *looks over at @squirrel *

yep, sounds about right